Tumblr Hate And Other People That Need To Go Fuckthemselves.

Tumblr

Within the past couple of months the internet has been flooded with all different types of shit. In this ocean of digital fices there is one corn encrusted shit nugget that stinks far worse than anything else around it. It goes by the name of tumblr. Not only is it too cool to be called tumbler, the people you use are also the coolest kids on the internet. Whether they're posting shitty re-hashed, re-blogged pictures or telling you about their latest fashion purchase and song lyrics, or showing you how crazy their night of drinking wine coolers I can guarantee you two things. One, you will not give a fuck and two, you are the second and last person to ever read it besides for the self important conceited moron who actually thinks other people give a fuck about what they have to say. Please, stop posting this shit and look for the nearest building to jump off of, you should have been stain on a comforter not a writer.


Yellow Cars and the People Who Drive Them

People that drive yellow cars are the scum of the Earth, I'm not talking about people who just so happen to have a yellow car. I'm talking about people who made a conscious decision to drive a bright, nauseatingly yellow car. These people are usually seen doing 50 miles per hour in a 25 zone, and if they slow down for long enough you'll be able to hear some Godsmack and maybe get a glimpse of what kinda of New Era hat they're wearing and their shitty tribal tattoo. Hopefully after they get drunk off a few Natural Ices at tonights beer pong tournament they decide to take their piss missiles out for a cruise and end up killing themselves, don't worry bro, I'll put a Tapout sticker on your coffin.





Children

I hate children. I hate babies, toddlers, infants, kids, and all other age specific groups of humans under the age of 18. Kids don't do anything but piss people off and do stupid shit like watch Disney movies on repeat. Other pastimes of children include sucking on one piece of food for upwards to a half hour and then handing it to you, crying, embarrassing you in public, leaking piss, shit and snot at every waking moment and making sure you get no sleep. Some kids are cute and quiet and behave in a way that can be considered civilized but, most are loud, ugly and should not be taken in public. Ew, you know what else about kids is fucking gross? All of their teeth fall out. But wait there's more, kids also ruin women, they are the primary cause of the following boner killers: saggy tits and stretch marks. Fuck kids they suck.





That's about it for this entry, I know I haven't been writing a lot lately but I'll try to keep updating more regularly. Thanks for reading.